Here’s another curse for you — may all your bacon burn!

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posted 1 hour agoApril 24, 2014 with 2,212 notes - via / origreblog

sodamnrelatable:

Cool :)

When firefighters get bored…

they made a hyrdopowered hovercraft are you kidding me

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posted 1 hour agoApril 24, 2014 with 36,318 notes - via / origreblog

ask-thehooded:

OH MY FUCKING THANK YOU

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posted 1 hour agoApril 24, 2014 with 19,590 notes - via / origreblog

angrynerdyblogger:

pr1nceshawn:

When it comes to cooking, not everyone is at the same skill level

*gordon ramsay voice* what the fuck is this

posted 1 hour agoApril 24, 2014 with 67,515 notes - via / origreblog
importantbirds:

How to take cares of giant mammal friend: become hop or fly on a counter.Discover tiny nibblins for a friend. Grap it, with the beak, put in the mouth of friend. Must be CAREFUL! Mouth is large!

importantbirds:

How to take cares of giant mammal friend: become hop or fly on a counter.
Discover tiny nibblins for a friend.
Grap it, with the beak, put in the mouth of friend.

Must be CAREFUL! Mouth is large!

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posted 1 hour agoApril 24, 2014 with 24,859 notes - via / origreblog

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posted 1 hour agoApril 24, 2014 with 4,592 notes - via / origreblog

steepravine:

Beautiful Ringneck Snake

(Mount Tamalpais, California - 3/2014)

posted 11 hours agoApril 23, 2014 with 5,846 notes - via / origreblog
wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS
IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS

IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

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posted 11 hours agoApril 23, 2014 with 661,700 notes - via / origreblog
posted 11 hours agoApril 23, 2014 with 19,296 notes - via / origreblog
liftedeyes:

liftedeyes:

My friends are amazing at Cards Against Humanity

I’ve never posted anything that deserved to go more viral than this.

liftedeyes:

liftedeyes:

My friends are amazing at Cards Against Humanity

I’ve never posted anything that deserved to go more viral than this.

posted 11 hours agoApril 23, 2014 with 92,092 notes - via / origreblog